Stuttering Pirate

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.

No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015

The Pirate Bay

Heroes of the internet

The Pirate Bay did nothing wrong.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 25, 2022

Moonlight Pirate

Somalian men having gay sex .

Man, I was walking down a street in Somalia, and I totally ran into a group of moonlight pirates!!

by Tsnizzle69 May 1, 2020

Cock Pirate

One who covets the cock.

Stupid 'cock pirate' took my last cigarette!

by Demogorgon December 28, 2003

Pirates of the Caribbean

One of the best damned movies of all time, Pirates of the Caribbean; The Curse Of The Black Pearl is an action/adventure/horror thriller starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Geoffrey Rush. Taking place in the 17th century, the plot follows along a band of ghostly, undead pirates searching to lift the curse bestowed upon them by removing sacred Aztec Gold from where it came. A young girl is kidnapped by the pirates, thinking she is the key to lifting the curse. A blacksmith named Will Turner chases after her with the aid of the pirate Jack Sparro. What happens in the end? Ye be haven' to find out yerself laddie.

Go buy Pirates of the Caribbean. Now. Do it. You know you want to.

by Saiyara January 3, 2004