pencil tack 

A small thumb tack with a tiny pencil instead of a metal point.

Your a mud whomper short of a pencil tack.

pencil tack by Dannqum May 26, 2006

pencil penis 

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

pencil penis by Consternation June 18, 2017

Pencil Head 

a person with a head that is sharp and pointy at the bottom and on the top it is flat and rectangular, it tends to look like a bit of a cone. the head resembles the bottom of a pencil where is is sharp at the point and then squares up at the end of the exposed lead.

mate don't kid yourself, you literally have a pencil head!

Pencil Head by DennethPenneth August 27, 2019

Pencil Dick 

Pencil Dick is Anal Retentive with Pencil.

Pencil Dick Talks like he has a Pencil in his ass.

Pencil Dick by Bill Kennedy October 24, 2007

pencil pusher 

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

pencil pusher by authOOr June 27, 2006

Pencil licker 

Gay

"is he a pencil licker I want to ask him out on a date?"
"He has to be gay."

Pencil licker by JSJB July 10, 2016

Pencil Spaz 

Sexy guys that flip their hair in a spastic way while sharpening their pencil

Emilee: Hey there goes Chris
Hailey: Omg he's SOOOO hott!
(Chris sharpens pencil and flips his hair in a spastic way)
Emilee and Hailey: OMG PENCIL SPAZ!!!!

Pencil Spaz by Femilee22 November 19, 2009