flimingo pen

our lord

ALL HAIL FLIMINGO PEN

by VerySmartPersonWhoKnowsWords February 17, 2021

ben pennings

A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.

“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”

by CrispyK May 20, 2020

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

purple pen

An item you use to draw with when your an emo.

Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,

Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen

by SavageCabbageVegi January 11, 2018

Blendy Pens

when two males sword fight and they connect tips, they must push forward until one mans sword inverts creating a blendy pen.

Did you hear John and Matthew played blendy pens. Yeah I guess johns trans now

by Pleb24 October 11, 2018

VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

by George25miller December 7, 2017