Dusty Peanut

An unclean testicle that has one or more dingle berries hanging from it.

Whoa Nancy! I took Phil home after happy-hour last night and he totally had a dusty peanut!

by Hot Sauce Master June 15, 2011

weenter-peenter

One's dick, in its flaccid state.

" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."

by Waterlec June 21, 2018

Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 27, 2018

space peanut

A molten piece of metal usually aluminum of various size found scattered throughout Staten Island beaches. They are usually found when metal detecting on Staten Island beaches.

Damn, another space peanut. I guess I'll clean this off the beach

by Indiana Tones April 15, 2021

Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

Choking the Peanut

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020

looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

by Jazgolden January 11, 2017