n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"
by Andy April 8, 2004
Get the parking lot mug.When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.
This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?
LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!
LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?
LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.
Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.
LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!
LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?
LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.
Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.
LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010
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1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"
Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."
Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."
by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010
Get the Parking mug.1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone
2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks
2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks
1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"
2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!
2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!
by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009
Get the No Parking Zone mug.noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.
God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.
by niggman star33 September 15, 2011
Get the parking lot vodka mug.Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.
by Melville_the_Millipede January 15, 2006
Get the parking mug.The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses
by Bleh November 23, 2002
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