Perscopial Paradox 

a. A paradoxical comment that defies all moral and logical ways of thinking,

b. A comment or response spoken in retaliation to a remark.

c. an awesome combination of two words.

thats a perscopial paradox right there!

Perscopial Paradox by Darth Ada June 22, 2010

Stain Paradox 

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

Stain Paradox by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

Vegan Paradox 

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

Vegan Paradox by Jonen MC June 5, 2018

reverse paradox anal train 

an accumulation of many people of every race all connected anally like a big ass train

-Aw dude, we got super drunk at my grandmas funeral and it ended up with a big reverse paradox anal train

-Damn! Wish I was there.

reverse paradox anal train by gay paradox December 24, 2018

Hinsheri paradox 

Named after the marketing guru:where a product you think is popular and everyone you know thinks it's popular, once stated,within a week it is taken off the shelves due to lack of sales.

Johnny:Wow. I love the new chocolate biscuits,everybody I know is buying them

One week later:
Jane: I see the hinsheri paradox is at work.your biscuits,you love so much have been discontinued.bummer dude

Hinsheri paradox by Ash the flying kiwi January 6, 2019

Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.

Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.

Pretzel Paradox by Cadene20 April 26, 2019

Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

Virgin Paradox by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020