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French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
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fart pantry

Dang bro, look at the fart pantry on that fine ass girl.
by DeadNGon3 December 24, 2021
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cum pastry

Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.
Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch
by Keysterglen February 15, 2022
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dirty patryk

Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?

Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?

Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022
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Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.
My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor
by Gove1 July 24, 2022
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Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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