zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.

Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.

by nezzreth July 24, 2016

Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Palm D

A Saxophone reference to stroking a dick. Palm D is also a specific note on the saxophone commonly used as innuendo.

Jerry: “Man, you were in that practice room so long”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”

Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”

by mysmoothj January 26, 2021

Palm Party

To throw caution to the wind, to live for the moment and ignore established safety guidelines, to act selfishly and with total disregard for all others

Wow, look at all those people ignoring social distancing rules - it's a real Palm Party!

by PhilMcAvity June 28, 2020

Palm Pointe

Legally I Can't Define This

"You go to Palm Pointe?"
"Yeah why?"
'No wonder you get no girls"

by georgewashington1776 January 17, 2023

palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

*palm-face*

1. The cooler, more educated way to say *face-palm*.
2. A common mistake made by Tennesseans, viewed as improper to the rest of the 49 states, and even fellow Volunteer Staters.

1. G: Just because its on urbandictionary doesnt make it true

R: *palm-face*. yes it does.

by sameasB4 January 20, 2011