Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.

Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.

by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018

Paradise Palms

A person on Twitter who is very friendly. Can be annoying and likes Paradise Palms.

"Paradise Palms is the best poi"

by Yote7893 October 8, 2020

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

*palm-face*

1. The cooler, more educated way to say *face-palm*.
2. A common mistake made by Tennesseans, viewed as improper to the rest of the 49 states, and even fellow Volunteer Staters.

1. G: Just because its on urbandictionary doesnt make it true

R: *palm-face*. yes it does.

by sameasB4 January 20, 2011