white palm

The act of a male masturbating to completion, then without washing his hands, interacting with the public.

When billy shook janes hand, he inadvertently white palmed her

by TubsMcGuinty October 16, 2018

Palm Yeti

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.

Danny:

"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*

Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"

by Beniamin June 29, 2012

Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

hidden palms

A New One Hour Mystery Series On The CW Television Network. Many who have not seen the pilot call it 'The OC Rip Off' or 'The Crappy OC Spin Off'. It's no such thing. It's a smart and intelligent new show that can more accurately be called a male version of 'Veronica Mars'.

Guy #1- Have you heard about the new CW show 'Hidden Palms'?

Guy #2- Isn't that just a rip-off of the OC?

Guy #1- It's nothing like the OC you idiot! It's so much better! If you like 'Veronica Mars' you'll love this show!

Guy #2- Hmm... Sounds awesome! I'll check it out!

by Scooba December 13, 2008

Palm Pointe

Legally I Can't Define This

"You go to Palm Pointe?"
"Yeah why?"
'No wonder you get no girls"

by georgewashington1776 January 17, 2023

palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

*palm-face*

1. The cooler, more educated way to say *face-palm*.
2. A common mistake made by Tennesseans, viewed as improper to the rest of the 49 states, and even fellow Volunteer Staters.

1. G: Just because its on urbandictionary doesnt make it true

R: *palm-face*. yes it does.

by sameasB4 January 20, 2011