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Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.
Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.
by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022
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Palm Popper

Someone who is a wizard of popping that palm. ie. making that palm pop. Popping that palm requires a clapping motion that produces a pop noise on impact. Learned in tight circles and is secret knowledge.
Some would say that palm popping is a lost art. I know that isn't true. Just the other day i saw a palm popper popping his palm like nobody's business. Pop palms everyday!
by All Corn Diet March 27, 2023
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Palm Pointe

"You go to Palm Pointe?"
"Yeah why?"
'No wonder you get no girls"
by georgewashington1776 January 17, 2023
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palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.
Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.
by hawnasay November 12, 2006
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*palm-face*

1. The cooler, more educated way to say *face-palm*.
2. A common mistake made by Tennesseans, viewed as improper to the rest of the 49 states, and even fellow Volunteer Staters.
1. G: Just because its on urbandictionary doesnt make it true

R: *palm-face*. yes it does.
by sameasB4 January 20, 2011
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