Sarah Palin

Alaskan governess chosen by John McCain as his running mate for the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.

A former beauty queen and high-school basketball player which only up until a year-and-a-half ago was mayor of a town of 8,000. (Yet is somehow ready to become Vice-President of the free world. And to think that they criticize Barack Obama for inexperience.) Really chosen by McCain to sway cheap votes for him primarily because she's hawt.

Was in trouble in her own state due to abuse of power with legislative investigation underway due to allegations that she fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire her brother-in-law (a state trooper). Is Pro-Life, against same-sex marriage, anti-evolution, has no real idea of foreign policy or the economy.

She's still pretty hot, though.
"I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq."

-- Sarah Palin on Iraq and foreign-policy, Alaskan Business Monthly.

"What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"

-- Sarah Palin on the Vice-President's responsibilities, to Larry Kudlow of CNBC's Kudlow & Co. In an other interview with Kudlow she considered herself a "long-shot" for the Vice-Presidency. Also stated that the veep job was "unproductive" in a different interview a month earlier.
by 200WingFilms August 31, 2008
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Sarah Palin

Noun

Boldfaced, shameless liar.

One who lacks integrity or self-respect.

Someone who doesn't believe in science or facts or evidence.

Hypocrite
She said she opposed a bill that she infact had supported. She's such a Sarah Palin.
by A J' P September 10, 2008
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Sarah Palin

A mentally ill "politician" who doesn't understand why we've been in Korea for the last 50 years. Someone who FOX News hired as a political commentator that cant comment on politics unless it involves abortion, gay marriage, stem cells, terrorists or other dumb shit that gets the religious nuts all riled up. If her and McCain had won she would be a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world because everyone knows McCains' old ass is about to keel over any minute. She does have one thing going for her though. Even though she's forty-something and has shit out four or five kids, she still looks really sexy.
Guy #1: Sarah Palin is useless.
Guy #2: No she's good for one thing. You can stick your penis in her mouth and shut her up. Teach her a lesson
by ???s upon ???s April 01, 2010
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Palin-drone

An avid follower of the politician Sarah Palin. Palin-drones are an international embarrassment to the USA and should not be allowed to vote.

See also: Fox News.
Palin-drone: Did you see the latest liberal propaganda? Now they are saying that the earth is round and that it goes around the sun! What will they try and poison our children's minds with next?
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Sarah Palin

A snarky woman who clawed her way to get the Republican nomination for Vice President during the 2008 presidential race. She got her 15 minutes by disregarding the best interests of her family and lying about her experience and qualifications. She earned a bachelor's degree in journalism through a scholarship that she won in a beauty contest in 1979, and she touts herself as qualified to hold the most powerful position in the free world. She opposes abortion (even in cases of rape) and still calls herself a feminist.
"Geez- that girl is so snide and hypocritical- I'm so glad I only have to be in a class with her for this one semester! She's a regular Sarah Palin!"
by collegemom September 06, 2008
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Sarah Palin

MAVERICK; doesn't brand their cattle, nor follows rules (like all politicians), has a slutty, stupid pregnant teenager who doesn't understand where babies come from
Sarah Palin: Maaaaaaaaaverick!
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Sarah Palin

1) A completely hypocritical Alaskan who if pro-life yet lets her slutty teenage daughter get pregnant at the age of 17 and forces her to keep it.

2) The Republican VP Nominee in the '08 US Presidential election.

sxephil: Sarah Palin might not know what she's talking about... but she sure is a 'VPILF!'
by reid_o September 08, 2008
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