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Punt

"Your a punt!"
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CUNT?"
"No i said punt."
"Is that like a pretty cunt?"
by Potato No! April 11, 2009
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Punt

noun
A word for a person of a larger size with a big tough-guy attitude. Usually a ginger, and always accompanied by their "peewee", a small, skinny counterpart that looks to duh "punt" to pelt others.
"That Abbie is such a punt!"
"I'm gonna pelt yuh, Punt!"
by Metro_1206 August 1, 2022
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punt

Taken from the sport of football, punting is a passive-aggressive way of delaying an action or an inevitable result. When someone punts, it's usually because they are faced with an uncomfortable situation where they are afraid to give a clear answer, response, or explanation to avoid judgment, ridicule, or scorn.
"I asked Tony if he wanted to hang out, shoot some pool and get a couple of brews. Instead of telling me directly that he really didn't want to go, he punted, saying he needed to ask his wife first. Tony wanted to avoid the uncomfortable situation of possibly hurting my feelings, so he made his wife the scapegoat, because everyone knows what a selfish, possessive bitch she is."
by not for nothing October 27, 2019
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punt aroond

verb, slang; be promiscuous, sleep around (Scottish dialect)
Dinnae punt aroond oan ays, ya deceitful cunt!
by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009
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Punt

To give up on perfection and just get a project done before the deadline.
Ah, sh*t. This project is due is 4 hours, and I had a list of things I wanted to include, but now I have to punt and just get it done before the deadline.
by edderraaa September 21, 2021
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god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."
Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017
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Punt Game

Punt Game is Sport mostly played with 3 or 2 people and where the 1 snapper snaps the ball to the punter, the punter tries to kick the ball while the snapper turn around and turns into a rusher and tries to block the kick so rusher can score. if the snapper (rusher) does not block the kick the returner catches the kick and the punter chases the returner so he doesnt score
Hey bro do you wanna play punt game in the back yard
by SeniorChicky March 31, 2024
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