Te Puke Thunder

Te Puke Thunder is weed, kush that originates from the Te Puke Valley on the north island of New Zealand. It gets the Thunder name not only cause it sounds good but because its cristalized.

"Bro do you have some Te Puke Thunder??"
"you want some TPT cuz?"

by #That Guy# April 23, 2008

Duke n’ Puke

When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.

What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

Puke n Duke

Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.

My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.

I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

puke n nuke

this doesnt have to happen on the shitter(toilet), but it does have to happen at the same time. The pukin part would be throwin up like shit fuck crazy, and the nukin part is when your on the shitter, you shit like crazy, unlike any other; you blow up the motherfuckin toilet with shit like james woods in Scray Movie 2.

I had to puke n nuke the toilet last night from all that drinking. Felt like Nagasaki and Hiroshima up in that mother.

by garcij04 January 24, 2008

Puke-asaurus rex

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.

"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."

by Wwhitn January 22, 2008

choke 'n' puke

Any fast food establishment serving things of dubious quality.
ie McDonalds, burger king,or those random little places on the corner...

Hey im gonna stop at the choke'n'puke and get a cartlidge burger!

by Tommy toe poker August 4, 2005

puke 'n poke

The act of continuing, or engaging, sexual intercourse while the female is throwing up in a toilet or other appropriate vessel. The vomiting is usually alcohol induced, but other causes can be acceptable opportunities as well.

Laura can't hold her liquor very well, so we usually end up doing the puke 'n poke.

by margie'nbill March 13, 2011