New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

italian promise

A promise that you intend not to keep

"Hey you said you would!" "it was an Italian promise"

by Paul Conley March 31, 2015

Pinky promise

a lie. they will always forget about it :(

person1 : I won’t leave you

person2 : pinky promise :) ?
person1 : pinky promise

Person1: im done bye
person2 : but u pinky promised :(
*opended 28/9/20

by iminpainlol November 27, 2020

Russian Promise

The act of saying one thing, which puts everyone at ease, then doing the exact opposite of what you propose. It's kind of like a crazy Ivan.

Ivan: Anna, if you go to bed with me, I promise to respect you in the morning.

Anna: Really, I love you so much.

Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.

by Commissar Black October 14, 2008

Party Promise

Lies that bush the punks made to get elected.

They invent self serving lies and other evilness to make their bullshit sound good and those lies are "party promises".

"The war in Iraq is under control".
"This will keep social securit solvent".
"I served as a fighter pilot in the national guard".
And, his worst one,
"I love America".

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 23, 2005

beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.

She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.

by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006