Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation
by Anister October 19, 2012
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Premature Cookie

Person 1 - "Dude, I want something good but doesn't take any effort in making it."
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?
by bdc947856 January 12, 2009
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premature edrunkulation

When yor arrive early for an event to have a few drinks so you are nice and buzzed for the event, but your buzz wears off before the event. For example: he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.
he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.
by T. McGinty April 19, 2011
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Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.
Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"
by VreeJ August 18, 2007
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Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.
Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 09, 2009
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premature evacuation

1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop
Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.
by jklima September 17, 2008
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premature grabulation

In beer bong, when someone prematurely egrabulates (grabs or touches the ball while still in flight and not having touched anything). Penalty is usually one cup, but slapping always remains an option
Dude, did you see the match last night? Mike was being a dipshit and lost the game because of a premature grabulation
by broski mcbroerton October 23, 2009
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