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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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positivity day

positivity day is a day where you be as positive as possible love and care for each other its every Wednesday you must wear red to show that you support
by Michael Lloyd October 29, 2019
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Plow position

A complicated yoga pose my mannnnnn
“Did you go to yoga last night man?”
“Nah what happened?”
“We was doin the plow position.”

“I’m so sore mannnnnn.”
by Ryecca May 8, 2018
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Position 97

A sexual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.
Unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the IV bag was full of oats. That's what you get for having sex with a four-year-old donkey
by DragonlordALS June 22, 2006
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pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.
My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.
by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
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Pussy Positive

How gay men think that straight men describe a state of positivity related to gettin the pussy.
Rob and Terry, cheer up - try to stay pussy positive and you'll see all sorts of opportunities open up before you, none of which will be laborious!
by ClitServices April 1, 2022
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Challah Position

When she hits it from behind with an external toy to create pleasure, while simultaneously wearing a Yurmulke to cater to the Rabbi kink.
Girl 1: Hey, can we do Challah Position today?
Girl 2: Sorry, I can’t. It’s Ramadan.
by xxxcreamytentacion February 25, 2019
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