When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)
Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022
by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024
A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
My virgin sister tried to break herself in with the great Portuguese challenge but she said she couldn't feel it.
by Big portigee February 12, 2022
An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.
by Swazey1450 August 21, 2024
by misterdickwick August 04, 2020
The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
by BeanieBitch October 06, 2020