portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose

Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months

by Bimbap July 7, 2021

Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.

Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?

by Good-Boy June 17, 2022

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.

My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.

by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew

Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.

by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014

Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024