Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

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Portuguese pinch

When a male with a foreskin proceeds to punch off his foreskin right before he ejaculates, holding it all in, making a mess free easy clean up

He ran out of toilet paper in the trailer last night, and ended up having to perform his signature move, the Portuguese pinch

by Riley W. September 13, 2025

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The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.

After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?

by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025

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Portuguese Paraguay

Another name for Brazil

He told me he’s going to Rio de Janeiro. I forgot what country that city is in and he told me it’s in Portuguese Paraguay.

by Tüřð666 April 6, 2025

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Portuguese Snorkling

When you dive into such big tits that you need a snorkel to breath.

Person 1: You look a bit out of breath man… did you run a marathon or something?
Person 2: I just pulled a Portuguese Snorkling on that big titty thicc mami. Almost drown…

by Moço of Thermopilas May 2, 2025

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