by pepsiman6989 June 8, 2023

refers to the state of a broken condom after 1) vigorous thrusting during sex or 2) unusually voluminous semen discharge. "Hula" comes from the appearance of the condom, which resembles a hula hoop around the penis.
by Jerry Sunderson November 10, 2006

by leanna watson December 17, 2008

by Rick Pick June 14, 2012

A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.
"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
by Howard Taft November 21, 2011

Something unexpected, surprising, exciting
I got this toe popper of a kiss from the homeless man on the street corner! Then he asked me for $5...
by KJ November 7, 2003
