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platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.
Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!
by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023
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Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.
Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.
by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025
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Platonicy

The authentic, intentional energy of a truly platonic connection, built on mutual respect, no romantic or sexual undertones, and no hidden agendas.
Not “friendship” used as a placeholder for flirting or manipulation. Just good vibes, clear boundaries, and real connection.
coined by Natria
I’m down to get food, but only if you’re bringing platonicy, not low-effort flirting disguised as friendship.
by Natria May 22, 2025
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Platonicy

noun (pluh-ton-uh-see)
The vibe of a real platonic connection, zero flirting, no secret crushes, no side agendas. Just chill, respectful, intentional friendship. If you’re pretending to be a friend just to sneak in later… yeah, you don’t have platonicy.
I thought we were vibing in platonicy, but he hit me with the ‘wyd’ at 2am…BLOCKED.
— coined by natria
by Natria May 22, 2025
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platonicule

damn who are you all
we're the platonicule
by 329329329329 October 18, 2025
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plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.
Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
by Addoe March 7, 2009
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platoxic

An abusive, off-kilter, or dysfunctional male-female friendship
Evelyn and Richard can't be "just friends." It was bad enough when they were dating and abusive; if they become "just friends," they'll be platoxic.
by Vi O'Late August 27, 2013
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