pipe eye

a physical nervous malfunction of the focal point of you sight from years of swizzling the crank pipe;a lazy eye, crossed eye caused from meth use

"don't suck to hard on that crank pipe, you'll get pipe eye for sure."

by mancandy January 4, 2008

Pipe Talk

A discussion that concentrates on "pipe dreams" dreams or ideas that will never happen. Often occurring when a pipe is passed around in a circle of people. Hence the concept of Pipe Talk

Pipe Talk

Person 1: "Yeah man, we totally should quit our jobs and travel around the world."

Person 2: "We could get a different job in every city till we have enough money to move on"

Person 3: "...and we can stay at youth hostels..."

Person 1: "Totally, lets do it after you pass the pipe over..."

by BrettersonBrettXXXVII February 11, 2009

Pipe it up

Means to smoke crack a lot

I'm about to go pipe it up with my friends

by 3rdst January 17, 2016

pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".

1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!

by PipeCleaner Extraordinare February 11, 2008

pipe-ish

an attractive male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)

That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!

by Lance Gymbo December 9, 2008

pipe puffer

An unflattering term for a homesexual male. See also pole smoker, peter puffer, rope sucker. etc...

Dude, did you see Jimmy with that dude last night. That is proof that he is a pipe puffer.

by nunya69 May 4, 2011

pipe plugger

A defecation so large it plugs up the toilet without any toilet paper to help.

Dude, I just pinched a pipe plugger!

by Tiaramisu July 31, 2013