Pat slapper

A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.

May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.

You're such a Pat slapper

by renidragger October 2, 2010

patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.

I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009

Pat Heat

To force another living being to stay alive by artificial means.

I will totally Pat Heat your ass!

by Dita Von Dahmer June 3, 2019

pat-a-cake

A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.

"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."

by FrickDisease May 13, 2022

Pat the Hammer

Very wise

Pat the Hammer knows all.

by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

The Pat Borders

The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.

The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.

by theruuturegime July 15, 2007