panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.

Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.

by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019

Panties

The most important thing about a woman. Just from seeing her panty drawer you can tell her personality, sex drive, how kinky she is, her hygiene, her political views, if she's bi or not and if she is or isn't marriage material. Knowing what color, material, size, style and brand are all of the utmost importance. Don't get stuck with a girlfriend that wears the wrong panties.

"Did you hear about our new neighbors? Apparently the wife wears white cotton bikini panties. Her husband is a lucky guy."

by SlimCharly October 24, 2018

Jellyfish panties

The moisture in a girl's panties when she is aroused.

Girl: "That extremely gorgeous guy just gave me jellyfish panties."

by P_P_A_L_ May 14, 2011

Tranny panties

underwear that is in anyway unappealing to the general public. oppostie: ballin panties

"Eww look at Ben's tranny panties. They're so white and tight and gross."

by D-Herbs February 17, 2009

panties

One step from heaven

Boy: -ahem-
Girl: fine -takes off her panties-
Boy: ;D

by cookingpig December 14, 2011

Pantiass

Derogatory term for a rebranded underpowered General Motors vehicle having the improper brand of PONTIAC.

By definition, although misleading at times, PONTIAC is GM's vehicle excitement division. One such paradox was the Pantiass Aztec; essentially an uglified Buick Rendezvous which stirred little excitement amongst the normal public.

Vehicles worth of the Pantiass brand are the Aztec and the Sunfire.

by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005

granny panties

Nasty,poofy panties for either elderly women or uptight,sexually insecure,sex witholding bitches who are incable of embracing their naturual sexuality.They date men in finance.see the future of Matt Sable.

Matt Sable gets to look forward to years of unrelenting "exposure" to dating uptight frigid women who don expansive cotton bloomers.Pussy NEVER seen!

by Trouble April 11, 2005