Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

wanna have matching profile pictures?

A small way of telling people that you wanna bang

wanna have matching profile pictures?
hell yes

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 3, 2021

Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

bruh

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

The best match player

Sam

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018