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Mental Olympics

A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.
John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.
by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021
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Olympic Torch

When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.
Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019
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olympic flag pole

When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
Man my dick hurts, she failed doing the Olympic flag pole
by Str8up8up1 April 6, 2021
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Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
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olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching
Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics
by Klojarw July 29, 2024
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Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit
Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."
by FromDust April 15, 2023
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Passing the Olympic Torch

When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)
A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch
by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023
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