When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.
I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.
by Dave1023 June 1, 2009

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.
by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.
by lyla is beautiful April 18, 2020

Owen is the dumbest, stupidest, ugliest person you will ever meet, he is normally annoying af he is such a little bitch. He has really dumb and inappropriate friends. He sucks at work/school, don’t read the other descriptions.this is the only true one, Owen is an idiot, not a freaking god.he has a crush on everyone. dont ever become friends with an Owen, you will regret it, he is just going to take Advantage if you. He is going to do that by talking your money and not paying it back he will also do even worse things than that. He always fights. He makes it seem like he’s a good person until he starts being mean to all of your friends and you start to feel like you just want to bash his face in. And then yours.
by 1234sara April 17, 2019

He’s a Fortnite Gammer. The most white trash bratty kid you’ll see. He likes to insult people acting all tough behind a monitor but when you’ll see him in person he’ll fold like when Oprah sits down on a wooden chair. He ain’t a girl, but his penis isn’t big enough to make him a guy. He will tell you to kill yourself if he ever feels insulted and if you get on his bad side, he might throw a stick at you. He disrespects his parents and treats them like property. He also disrespects woman and other cultures. Never go out to lunch with him, he’ll sneeze all over the food, maybe even if he wants to cum in the nachos with his nasty pre-pubescent essences. He’s so bad at sports that he has to play soccer and call it a real sport. He so is inaccurate that if he was Lee Harvey Oswald (the person that shot jfk) JFK WOULD HABE BEEN AROUND TO SEE THE MOON LANDING. Never, never be friends with Owen.
Dickwipe 1; yo, did you hear Owen hit his mom with a slipper
Dickwipe 2; yea, he also got suspended for going into the girls locker room, pervert
Dickwipe 2; yea, he also got suspended for going into the girls locker room, pervert
by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019
