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tell me why the fuck you searched this in the firs place
by Coollinks November 2, 2020
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what is your goofy ahh doing searching penis 💀
I LOVE WOMAN "do you like penis or pussy? pussy 100%"
by PUSSSSSSSYYYQUEEN August 17, 2022
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by lunarailmepls February 3, 2021
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sam entered the bedroom, inside was kathy. She was getting changed so she was only in her panties and bra. sam's penis rose. he took off his top, trousers, socks, and shoes until he was only in his boxers. kathy turned around and smiled. She said to sam can you help me? Sam replied of course. He walked over to kathy and stood in front of her giving her a good view of the buldge in his boxers. Before Sam could say anything kathy bent down and pulled sam's boxers down. His penis smacked kathy loudly on the lips. Kathy proceeded to removed her bra and panties, then she threw them aside and bent down again. She held Sam's penis and then put it in her mouth. she sucked for five minutes until sam asked can i cum. Kathy replied you don't need to ask. She swallowed his cum and then removed his penis from her mouth. Put your big stick into my small vagina daddy moaned Kathy.
by your dad dave July 30, 2021
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no penis no

No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!
(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!
by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014
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Penis

The third leg to a males body that ejects jiz.𓂸
"hey, what's in ur pants?"
"oh, it's my third leg, also known as a PENIS, that's rock solid."
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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by harder carder #####😆 March 30, 2022
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