Kirk

Kirk is the last name of anyone who is very sexy and is a male who lives in Thibodaux, Louisiana. This man a must also attend Edward Douglas White Catholic Highschool.

Oh you’re such a Kirk you sexy mf.

by bigdickdaddy05 February 15, 2022

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

kirked

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did you see that guy get kirked at the university today?

by dialsnow September 10, 2025

Kirked

Verb: To be rebuked by the Lord in front of the world to see.

The man who stole from me will be kirked on live television.

by Keepongrilldog September 16, 2025

kirk delph

A California Conservative that can’t admit to being wrong when he’s wrong. If he were to move out of California to a actual conservative state he’d be considered a Liberal

Capt Kirk Delph is a left leaning Cali conservative

by Dbadd21 October 15, 2020

Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.

Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face

by The bootynator September 11, 2025