Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock

Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick

by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019

Patrick

Is a bum ass. fat ass nigga who got shit on his face and he will never get play

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga

by Tavor k September 4, 2019

Patrick

An ugly person with a really fucked up hairline.

You know patrick.
Yea he’s fucking retarded

by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019

Patrick

That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school

Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"

by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018

Patrick

A person who loves trains.

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."

by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019

Patrick

Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks

I Patrick how you small Dick
Shut up

by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019