jersey jumper

This is when the male hangs out in an alleyway and grabs a girl as she passes by, then yells obscenities at her while having doggystyle sex with her.
I was in camden last night and got horny so i had to pull a jersey jumper.
by captain incredible January 11, 2009
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Taxi Cab Jumper

When you are taking a taxi back from the bar to your house with all your friends and your one friend tells the cab driver to stop and jumps out on a random street.
Matt!!! What are you doing. Where are you going? This is not our street. Get back in the cab!!! Don't be a Taxi Cab Jumper!!!
by bigfred40oz June 20, 2011
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Fence Jumper

When you reference someone of Spanish origin.
Guy 1- "Dude my new neighbor is HOT!!
Guy 2- "Man your right, you didn't tell me she was a "Fence Jumper"

Guy 1 - "my new co-worker is a Fence Jumper"
by drummerg2 January 24, 2011
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Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first
"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."
by spaghettieel August 15, 2019
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Band Wagon Jumper

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.
1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper
by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010
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The Couch Jumpers

A Virginia Beach Ska band mistakenly viewed as group worshiping Tom Cruise since 2006. On the contrary, they thought of the name prior to Mr. Cruses' "incident" on Oprah's couch.

They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.
I went to the Couch Jumpers' show last night at learned what skanking is.
by J Chill June 27, 2008
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zebra jumper

a word that no one knows of that is just used to make people angry
father~ "Son go to your room"
son~ "No i wont you zebra jumper"

"You cock sucker"
'You zebra jumper"
by fredrick parculfunkel June 20, 2009
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