The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
Get the Jessemug. A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017
Get the Jessemug. Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
Get the Jessemug. A cute guy, not super hot but cute. He has a bad reputation for being kinda weird. However his intentions are pure. He has a rough past but is trying his best to do the best for himself and others. He truly cares about his friends and family. He is always honest and is up for an adventure.
by booyoudumbwhore June 11, 2019
Get the Jessemug. Someone who would break your heart and move on so fast...
AND NOT THE JESSE FROM FULLER HOUSE!!!! CUZ HE'S GREATTTT
AND NOT THE JESSE FROM FULLER HOUSE!!!! CUZ HE'S GREATTTT
by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 15, 2020
Get the Jessemug.