grandpa hopper

When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.

If you don't shut up, I am going to grandpa hopper you.

by Super E Money October 03, 2007

Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself

Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L

by Lil fam November 20, 2018

Work grandpa

A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!

My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.

Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.

by Bleepblow February 19, 2021

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 29, 2020

Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 22, 2009

Grandpa Speakers

A nice thick ass

Damn Mat! Did you see the size of those grandpa speakers?

by Mcgurt November 13, 2021

Grandpa Hitler

A 'Grandpa Hitler' refers to the act of finishing upon the upper lip in a clean, solid block

He could not hold it in any longer, and burst out laughing. She rushed away and was met with a strange image in the mirror, what she could only describe as a Grandpa Hitler.

by IKnowThings69 May 31, 2017