Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.

This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.

by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

cupcake nigel

nigel acts the hard chatroom cunt but everyone here knows what a pathetic belly crawling invertebrate he really is. you survive on BDS pity alone

cupcake nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

salty triggered nigel

just type the abbreviation BDS

salty triggered nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.

We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving

by StgTax May 27, 2024

Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.

Oi, there's a Nigel over there.

by Jiggera June 3, 2018

lying nigel

Nickname for reform party leader Nigel Farage

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election

by Hellminion September 20, 2025