net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.

You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?

by minagica November 29, 2015

net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014

net abuser

A person who is addicted to the internet. They use it every chance they get. The person googles/searches random information. EX: entertainment, world events, medical conditions.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.

You go to your friends house and say:
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."

by Gina G8 February 13, 2010

Net Karma

The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.

A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings

by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023

Net Setter

Internet trend setter, someone that redefines culture through internet influence.

That dude St1. Is a real Net Setter, he changed the whole culture of the county. His drip is built different. Next level player fr.

by ST1LLWALKING February 19, 2023

Mom Net

Getting cockblocked by your mother

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.

by It's Juan August 19, 2016

net nudging

Sitting in the backseat and nudging over the net that they put on the behind of the front seat.

Space is tight but Micah can adjust with a little net nudging.

by Contrainduction June 19, 2022