we need to talk

A time to have a heart attack, lay down and die. Especially when a guy says it.

Guy: Baby, we need to talk
Girl: Um..ok?
Guy: It's not working out
Girl: *has a heart attack & dies*

by Mami February 14, 2004

Need a Bigger Boat

A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.

"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"

"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

"What?"

"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"

by KetelOne415 October 23, 2009

Needs moar pooper

1. The universal need around the world for more pooper.

2. When a porno needs more anal shots or general pooper

3. When a woman needs to allow for more anal sex and/or anal play.

Hey mike, how did you like the porno?

It Needs moar pooper!

by Mister pooper August 6, 2009

We need to talk

Things have suddenly gone south!!!

Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

we need to talk

your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you

heyy baby we need to talk

by taken0prisioners September 20, 2003

I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

by Randomhandle69 November 4, 2020

I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020