Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.

"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".

by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017

Nailed the coffin

When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead

Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude

by Sadasu January 30, 2017

sylis nails

Sylis is the most handsome man I have ever been with sylis if you see this I hope life is amazing for you love you- ur simp

WOW I LOVE SYLIS NAILS CAN I HAVE HIM?

by Ur simp<3 February 10, 2022

happy nail

1. (n) a cheaply owned and operated nail salon.
2. (adj.) an ecstatic individual.
3. (n) an act of sexual intercourse that yielded pleasing results.

For definitions 2 and 3, increased repetition of the word happy or nail in succession of one another emphasizes their respective pleasantness. The repetition does not have to be in the correct order and either word can be omitted entirely as long as the amount of words in the phrase is equal to 2 or more.

Ex: Happy nail nail; happy happy happy; nail happy happy.

1. I got Sarah a gift card to the happy nail.
2. Jon was a happy nail after opening his birthday present.
3. That hot date last night ended in a happy happy nail.

by followtheleft December 25, 2022

Lalo Nails

The accumulation of filth under the nail

Wash your hands, you are beginning to get Lalo nails.

by Scaredscientist22 May 12, 2019

Nailed it nods

When you are quietly impressed with yourself so you give yourself a couple little nods of approval.

After sucking down a couple hot ones, Luke gave himself a couple nailed it nods to show how chuffed he was with himself.

by Iamegg1993 December 31, 2019

Cranky Nails

People who watch CrankGameplays (Ethan Nestor) who also have chipped black nail polish, much like the YouTuber himself.

Person 1: hey, you gonna paint your nails again soon?
Person 2: yeah, but right now I’m rocking those Cranky Nails

by Mx.Gameplays December 24, 2020