by Scaredscientist22 May 12, 2019
Get the Lalo Nailsmug. I realized I had forgot my ID after I was already standing in line with a 6-pack of IPA.
Luckily, I was in the lane with a familiar grocery cashier who had sold me beer numerous times.
When asked for ID I politely said "hey sorry I just realized I forgot it" .
The cashier nervously looks at me then turns around to her manager and says "a customer is here who I have sold to before but they forgot their ID this time" .
To my displeasure, the manager lets me know I cannot be sold the beer without an ID.
The cashier in this example is a nail biter.
Luckily, I was in the lane with a familiar grocery cashier who had sold me beer numerous times.
When asked for ID I politely said "hey sorry I just realized I forgot it" .
The cashier nervously looks at me then turns around to her manager and says "a customer is here who I have sold to before but they forgot their ID this time" .
To my displeasure, the manager lets me know I cannot be sold the beer without an ID.
The cashier in this example is a nail biter.
by Dopedik October 7, 2021
Get the Nail bitermug. An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.
The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.
Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.
Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.
I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.
Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.
Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.
Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.
I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.
Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.
Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.
I don't care how much they're going to pay me !
Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack
Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!
Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.
I don't care how much they're going to pay me !
Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack
Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!
Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
Get the Nail chippermug. "Hey bro, I heard you got to finger bang Shananay, how was it?"
"Not good man... She has a nail clitter."
"Not good man... She has a nail clitter."
by IfYouKnowWhatIMeme March 15, 2016
Get the nail clittermug. The differently painted and decorated (often fabulously) fingernail on the ring finger of one's left hand. Glitter is usually added to this nail while the others are painted rather plainly.
Carla Marie from "Elvis Duran and the Morning Show" is a huge proponent of the disco nail; frequently giving them during an otherwise normal manicure.
by Nail Afficionado September 8, 2013
Get the disco nailmug. A longer fingernail(usually the pinky nail) that's used to hold cocaine for sniffing. This nail would usually be longer than the rest of the nails. Also makes it easier to open a baggie.
by mrsoffica August 25, 2013
Get the coke nailsmug. by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
Get the Nail gunkmug.