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nail clitter

A vagina that is so rough, when one attempts to stick a finger in it, the nail will break off.
"Hey bro, I heard you got to finger bang Shananay, how was it?"

"Not good man... She has a nail clitter."
by IfYouKnowWhatIMeme March 15, 2016
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five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.
guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen
by drewdt April 29, 2011
mugGet the five nailmug.

feature nail

n. A finger or toe nail that is painted and/or shaped differently from the other nail on that hand or foot.
by WiXan June 7, 2013
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happy nail

1. (n) a cheaply owned and operated nail salon.
2. (adj.) an ecstatic individual.
3. (n) an act of sexual intercourse that yielded pleasing results.

For definitions 2 and 3, increased repetition of the word happy or nail in succession of one another emphasizes their respective pleasantness. The repetition does not have to be in the correct order and either word can be omitted entirely as long as the amount of words in the phrase is equal to 2 or more.

Ex: Happy nail nail; happy happy happy; nail happy happy.
1. I got Sarah a gift card to the happy nail.
2. Jon was a happy nail after opening his birthday present.
3. That hot date last night ended in a happy happy nail.
by followtheleft December 25, 2022
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Blowjob nails

when you get your nails all snazzed up to suck wiener
Ooo home girl got a nice manicure!! Diggin the blowjob nails!
by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021
mugGet the Blowjob nailsmug.

wall nailing

the act of having text sex over someones facebook wall otherwise known as wall fucking, wall sex, wall banging, or wall play.
Joe: yo dude i was totally wall nailing nicole on facebook last night

random kid: yo thats awesome i heard shes totally bangin.

Joe: o there she is. peace dude i got some business to attend to.
by Joe leg February 11, 2009
mugGet the wall nailingmug.

Wing nails

The dirty ring of sauce in your fingernails after eating chicken wings
My buddy didn't even clean up after Buffalo Wild wings he still had Wing nails when he showed up for his date.
by Reddawg43 August 20, 2016
mugGet the Wing nailsmug.

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