Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

National Munt Day

September 12th, National munt.

Isaiah: Hey it’s September 12th National Munt Day
Keaton: Thank god they just buried my grandma

by W. S. May 12, 2024

Munt

Not to be confused with mint. When you have intercourse with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out. That liquid is called “munt”.

Ew dude you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024

Munt

To throw up, particularly when under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Tyson's such a bitch he had 3 shots and he's about to munt

by Gary the old man July 10, 2022

Munt iglooing

Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails

Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!

by John P. Munt March 12, 2024

Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.

"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"

by Obamium July 2, 2024

munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.

John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting

by Charkata June 6, 2024