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mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth
"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"
by yWaffle January 26, 2025
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Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.
"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"
by Obamium July 2, 2024
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munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 6, 2024
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Munt

To throw up, particularly when under the influence of drugs or alcohol
Tyson's such a bitch he had 3 shots and he's about to munt
by Gary the old man July 10, 2022
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Munt iglooing

Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails
Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!
by John P. Munt March 12, 2024
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Munted

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"
by Geraldine January 19, 2017
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munted pig

" That boy looks like a munted pig"
by munted pig 47 June 19, 2022
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