munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012

munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x

"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate

by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013

munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

Cucky Munt

Swap the first letter of each word around

Mucky C**t

describing someone who is so disgusting.

ERRRGH that is dirty! You are such a Cucky Munt

by CHAR.GRILLED-Productions March 23, 2011

Munt

Meaning useless, damaged or lazy. When someone is a Munt, they are useless at jobs and minor tasks that are in everyday life. When you are to Munt something, you would have destroyed it.

Eg 1.

Andrew: “My co-worker at the cleaning company doesn’t even clean the mop bucket out when he uses it, nor does he clean the toilets properly! He is a munt!”
Eg 2.
Belinda “Now be careful with my favourite doll! Don’t munt it!”

by cb:D March 23, 2023

Munt Cuffin

See Cunt Muffin

You are such a Munt Cuffin

by Wilkshire13 April 5, 2023

Munt

Slur used to discribe black africans, usually a man. Most oftenly used by white zambians, zimbabweans and sometimes arabs.
Also used as a replacement for calling someone gay, faggot, bitch, retard, idiot, etc...

1. ''did you hear what happened to aiden?''

''he got robbed by a bloody munt last night''
2. ''comon bro stop being such a munt''

by prytx June 14, 2018