Moist Esports refers to the greatest esports team in history. Founded by Moist Cr1tikal, the pussy slayer himself. moist esports always dominates the competition.
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by Nan.nan December 09, 2016
A moist boy is a young male that enjoys TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moist boys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitch TV virgin mods & doxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake Pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitch TV virgin mods & doxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake Pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boys B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boys A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boys B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boys A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
Moist boys B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boys A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boys B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boys A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
by CacaCheerios April 21, 2020
A moist grunge is what I'd call a wet growler/clunge (vagina). Someone with a moist grunge is someone that's ready to rock the sheets! You better give her what she wants otherwise that growler is gonna get ya!
by Madeleine-Louise September 15, 2017
A type of meme that is not soaked, nor is it dry, but just enough moisture to the point of it not to dank or lit, but right there.
Mom: Son! what is that your watching!? is it a Dank me!!??
Son: No mom, I am not allowed to watch dank memes, so, I'm watching some moist memes.
Son: No mom, I am not allowed to watch dank memes, so, I'm watching some moist memes.
by yeetboy21 March 01, 2018