To take a piss.
by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".
Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.
by Militiaganian March 14, 2009

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)
Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.
by Barak1 December 9, 2013
