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Squeeze your mitten

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?
by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022
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All gloves and mittens

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".
Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015
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Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.
"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"
by Militiaganian March 14, 2009
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mitten queen

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003
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hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4
person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"
by sheeno7 July 6, 2008
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schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.
"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
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Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)
Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.
by Barak1 December 9, 2013
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