Miranda

Miranda is a gorgeous and beautiful girl. She’s one of the brightest souls you’ll ever met and so kind. She’ll always find a way to brighten your day and make it better. She’s one of the funniest people out there and one of the sweetest too. If you’re lucky enough to get into her circle you’ll really see the positive effect she has on others and how much the people she surrounds herself with love her. Miranda is truly perfect.
Ex
Person 1: I’m dating Miranda!
Person 2: wow you’re really lucky!
by ChrisTBR November 21, 2023
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Miranda

Seemingly intelligent, motherly looking type, appears devoted to those around her, who over time (so long as you have not been trapped in her snare and brain washed into falling for her,) you will begin to see the manipulitve, conniving, step on anyone who gets in her way she-beast who she really is. She has no real "girlfriends" only partners in crime,

and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
Beware boys & girls of the maniacal Miranda seeking to use your kindness to eat your soul...
by Maniacal Miranda survivor January 15, 2024
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Noah Miranda Disorder

The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.
Noah you smell like shit

“Yeah I think i got Noah Miranda Disorder”
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Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up
by Fryeman March 09, 2021
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Miranda Iza

I wish I was Miranda Iza
by odette.. May 13, 2021
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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
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Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault
That’s Miranda math
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