Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
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Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"
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2. Especially on Facebook or 4chan, this is a hidden term that someone names themself while they try reaching out for others that are of the same persuasion to buy, barter, or trade in materials attributable to their lifestyle.
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