Miguel is a person you don't want to mess with but if you get to know him you will find things you never thought he had like kindness and caring he is a great person
by Miguel11933 May 3, 2019

One of the gayest Mexicans you’ll probably meet once in your life. He literally needs a cock to live each day. Be careful when you’re around them because if they see your back they’ll give you the instant back stroke. He is not a bad guy though, but may have some trouble communicating because all he wants from you is that cock.
Omg look, it’s Miguel over there. Make sure he doesn’t see us or else he will start raping us like a stupid monkey.
by Slaughterwww July 8, 2022

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by Wanterito September 26, 2015

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

The most badass mother fucker you've seen get behind the wheen of a forklift.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
When he pulls UP, the panties drop DOWN.
by ForkliftGod October 27, 2022
