Midgetsu

Mesmerizing karate moves used by midgets and short people.

Guy: Hey shorty you wanna take this outside??

Guy2: Watch out, he'll kick your ass with that midgetsu!

Midget: HAYAA!

by Alana Banana December 23, 2007

midget smuggler

A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets

daaaayyyumm! look at that girl booty she is definately a midget smuggler in line for

by hugizzzzi March 25, 2010

Midget Hitler

Someone in your group of friends thats very short in height, yet very commanding, demanding and violent; they always want it their way.

example 1
Kevin: "So, are you still dating that girl?"
Matt: "Oh, u mean Midget Hitler? Yeah... Dude, she made me wash her car yesterday!"

example 2
Maria: "Is their anyone else coming to the party?"
Dean: "I dunno. I was gonna invite my Midget Hilter, but then I decided not to. I don't want you guys getting beat to death."

by Shadow_Caster May 21, 2010

midget tank

sort of like a rim job except you suck on a midgets big toe then insert it in your anus

FEM: are you ready for you evening midget tank dear??
MAN: no thanks not today because you have a nasty corn and i have internal bleeding in my rectum from last time

by Heatseekingmisslesurprise November 10, 2011

Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, let us a dwarf chap and il rack some lines up"

by Midget slinger October 17, 2014

beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.

by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010

Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide

Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!

by Loppytits November 18, 2014