mid-day crisis

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.

"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."

by belikecat January 9, 2010

mid-day crisis

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.

When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.

by whereismymind? May 11, 2010

mid-90's

A time period between the years 1994-1996

If you were born in 1994, 1995, or 1996, you were born in the mid-90's

by Lilboyblue76 July 28, 2016

Mid Life Drama

Drama that is between 35-55 year olds...that sometimes seems worse than the drama between teenagers.

Dude, my parents have so much mid life drama compared to us...have you seen their facebook pages? It's ridiculous!

I'm so tired of all this mid life drama...when will it end?

by kdcinsb November 4, 2010

mid-wife crisis

When a married woman with kids hits 40, decides its a good time in her life to attempt re-living her 20s, bails on her marriage of multiple years and proceeds to dive off the deep end of craziness, partying, and dating any guy who will pay attention to her.

Dude, don't talk to that chick. She's gone insane, and she's knee-deep in a mid-wife crisis!

by awestruck September 3, 2013

Mid-Twenties Breakdown

A time of mental breakdown that occurs during a person's twenties, often a result of an inability to function outside of college/university or other types of structured environments. Feeling alone and/or useless also tends to be a symptom of the mid-twenties breakdown.

Soon after Paul finished grad school at age 24 he found that he couldn't get a job and had a mid-twenties breakdown and moved back to his parents' basement where he spent most of his days playing Xbox and smoking weed.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010

Mid-loaf crisis

Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.

I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.

by vizman June 11, 2009