Microsoft

A company you become a slave to in your school and work years regardless of what your doing,

"What are you doing cam?"
" oh just becoming a slave to Microsoft "

by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.

“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”

by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025

Microsoft Weird

An imaginary, corrupted version of Microsoft Word.

Microsoft Weird didn't save the document correctly.

by Namer707 December 4, 2022

Microsoft Word

Sucks Google Docs’ dick

Google Docs: Free,No ads,Autosave, never had a stupid mascot
Microsoft Word:GIVE US YOUR MONEY NOOOOW😫😫🤓🤓🤓😫

by What’s your handle321 April 27, 2024

microsoft

bad or disgusting

"My day is like Microsoft so far"
"That is so Microsoft"

by grok2 May 9, 2025

Microsoft

Technology corporation that focuses on the development and implementation of software used on computers and on the World Wide Web

Microsoft made the Windows 8.1 os

by this wasn't taken October 21, 2018

microsofting

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)

Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."

by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025