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The Microsoft Chicken

the microsoft chicken means the chicken works on microsoft headqaurters...
by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022
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Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.
Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?
by WGstyles July 29, 2023
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Oscar Microsoft

A person who makes good music, but cant speak german
I hear he is a real Oscar Microsoft
by JonOna February 1, 2018
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Microsoft Bing

NO ONE USES THIS!
by RandomGenZDude October 6, 2023
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Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
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Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”
by Brokugeta May 28, 2025
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microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off
microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023
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