Mealed

The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.

"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."

"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."

by bitchesandslutsandhoes March 6, 2009

Meal of joy

A mix of various cereals (and milk), often microwaved. Quite tasty.

Fred: What cha' eating?
Josie: Meal of Joy. It's a mix of Weet-bix, Muesli and I think cornflakes.
Fred: Looks gross...
Josie: The key ingredient is a 60 second microwave treatment.

by Bo Zo Bo Zo January 21, 2010

Meal Digger

An individual with similar intentions of a gold digger but who strictly dates others just for a meal. This implementation can be applied to guy or girl of any background. The bottom line is one who is out there just to get their hungry on!

Urban setting: Yo! My home boy is a straight up meal digger yo! He straight up asks these hoes out just so he can get his bucket on.

Suburban setting: OMG! Britney is a total meal digger. She will just go out with any guy just so she could get a free meal. From her lips to her hips!

by Theburningsensation August 18, 2011

Mealyn

this person is very book smart, friendly to all and gets good grades.
but outside of the academic world she is most commonly referred to as a 'closet freak'

this girl has a good-side and a FREAK-side

BOB- oh my god dude did you see Mealyn at the bar last night? she was CRAZY !!

GEORGE- No I don't go to bars... wait.. is that why she left math club early???

by weeman217 November 6, 2011

Megalodonna

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.

Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 27, 2014

Megalash

A night of drinking, and drinking alone.

Going on the lash is okay for Friday nights or Saturday nights. But the megalash is for a night to end all nights. Where you pound down full bottles of vodka, where your pres start with shots and beer bongs, and you end up in a gutter by the end of the night.

Me: We going out tonight?
Mate: Ye, on the fucking megalash, mate. Let's get fucking rekt.

by BingoBongoLand November 17, 2017

Medaliya

Medaliya is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet. No matter what, she’ll be at your side. There are times when she can be a bit salty, and she’s all for a good laugh. Don’t piss her off, but Medaliya is a strong individual who can fend off the haters. Her fans flock to her like sheep and no one can stay mad at her.

Person 1: OMG, Medaliya was so mean today

Person 2: Nah you deserve it. You throw shade, you get Medaliya in your face. Already told you not to mess with her.

by TruthfullyTriggered June 9, 2018